P.S.A.

I know that all eight of my readers are too old for me to actually tell them how to behave. So instead, let me offer a strong . . . suggestion.

It's probably not a good idea, when at the annual company Christmas party, to drink alcohol to the extent that you not only become staggering drunk but also become dehydrated to the point where you need to be sat down by several people, eventually falling off the chair on the verge of passing out on the dance floor but managing to drunk-punch a corporate partner before actually passing out, forcing people to call 911 where the arriving medics need to treat you and carry you out of the party on a stretcher leaving a pool of vomit to be cleaned up by the Country Club staff.

That sort of puts a damper on the whole office party festivities.

Just sayin'.