If they made a movie of my life

There wouldn't be enough material.

If you are on the Book of Face, you've probably seen the thing going around for its 10th anniversary allowing you to have the system put your life into a 62-second "movie."

Mrs. Ref did this and it was kind of entertaining.  Slides involving all our girls seemed to dominate.

I said, "Hmm . . . wonder what would happen if we tried me."

Answer:  We're sorry . . . you don't have enough material for a movie.

Oh well, I kind of like what I've got just the way it is.