Not just any letter

So someone decided that they have had enough of my opinions in the paper and wrote me a personal letter because he just couldn't stand it anymore.  In short, he pretty much condemned me to hell for allowing gays in the church and denying creationism.

All righty then.

I've spent some time thinking about an appropriate response.  Something like, "Dear Mr. D., thank you for your letter.  May God richly bless you in your ministry.  Hugs and kisses, me."

But then I decided I've got more important things to do as I get ready for vacation.