DOMESTICITY

Friday is the first day of my weekend. It's my day to be pretty much alone around the house. I mainly do laundry and other housework that needs to be accomplished. Today I did that, cleaned the downstairs bathroom and kitchen, washed some stray dishes and got ready for company.

My wife bought one of these a couple of years ago. Let's just say she loves it and I hate it. However, it's the only one we've got, so I use it.

Hint: Keep it away from the toilet paper.