I was doing my normal post-service cleanup yesterday and putting the new large-print hymns in their binders when I found somebody's cell phone laying on the counter in the narthex.
I managed to get the thing turned on and opened up (I pushed a large button and did the "drag to open" thing) and found myself in the list of contacts and recognized a few names.
"Perfect," I thought. "I'll call one of these people, ask whose phone called them, and then contact the owner."
But I couldn't figure out how to call anyone. Every time I tried, the phone asked me if I wanted to delete that contact. So, not being able to figure out how to make a call, I scrolled through the contacts until I figured out who it belonged to.
And then I called the owner and said, "I think I found your cell phone at church."
"Oh yes ... just hang onto it and I'll pick it up tomorrow at Morning Prayer."
So today comes and she asked me how I figured out it was hers.
"Well, it opened up to your contacts and I tried to call a couple of people to ask who was calling them, but I couldn't figure out how to make a call with the darn thing. It's apparently smarter than I am."
At which point she begins to laugh hysterically.
"Oh ... you are so cute. It's not a phone -- it's a mini ipad!! I mainly use it for audio books."
That's me ..... Luddite at your service.
Monday, July 01, 2013
Lovable Luddite
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1 comments:
I understand perfectly. My cell phone is so old it has a rotary dial.
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