Banner Day

Yeah, it was just a banner day this morning around here.

I sliced my chin while shaving, so I spent most of the morning cleaning up blood and patching myself up instead of, oh, you know, eating and reviewing my sermon.

My clergy shirt was ripped.

Couldn't locate the keys to the car.

The phone inexplicably went from "vibrate" mode to "let's not make any noise whatsoever" mode.

Still can't find the keys.

Still can't get the phone fixed.

If Sundays were Mondays, this would be it.