Monday, January 28, 2008

Montana Laws

So . . . you want to move to Montana? You better know the rules.

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone;
apparently the honor of the sheep is in danger

It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays;
because, you know, someone in the family has to go to church

It is illegal for unmarried women to fish alone;
how do they expect her to catch a man?

In Billings, a person may not bring a bomb or rocket to city council proceedings;
hmmm . . . I'm thinking this is a good idea (says the councilman)

In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
apparently "Ben Hur" and beer is a bad combination

5 comments:

Mark J. | 12:44 AM, January 29, 2008  

They hunt, er, fish in packs.

Songbird | 7:54 AM, January 29, 2008  

It's good to know the rules.

Songbird | 7:54 AM, January 29, 2008  

But what about fishing for people?

Reverend Ref + | 9:00 AM, January 29, 2008  

But what about fishing for people?

I think, in Montana, that's left up to the Grizzly and cougars. And then there's the unfortunate habit of deer fishing for cars.

~**Dawn**~ | 12:23 AM, January 31, 2008  

LOL! I love funny laws! It amuses me to no end to see what laws they felt were necessary at some point in time -- and I would love to know what circumstances triggered them.

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