Sunday, March 10, 2019
Instructed Eucharist #1; Lent 1 2019
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Sunday, July 02, 2017
The Show Must Go On
Yesterday up at 0400 in order to meet our friends at the designated carpool site by 0530 to drive to Baltimore to catch a 0730 bus to NYC.
Spent the day in NYC visiting Trinity Church, the 9/11 memorial, caught a showing of "Kinky Boots," had a late lunch at a Mexican place (good food, slow service), walked through a bit of Times Square, walked down to where we would catch the bus home, walked back to a diner for dessert (dessert was okay, service was slow, bathrooms were disgusting), walked back to catch the 8 p.m. bus to Baltimore, arrived at 11:30, drove back to the designated carpool site, dropped friends off, drove home, brushed teeth, into bed at 1:40 a.m.
Up at 0600 in order to get ready for Sunday.
Mrs. Ref is staying home for this one.
There is a L--O--N--G nap coming in about 6 hours.
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Monday, June 19, 2017
#$!)
There are days, and then there are days.
This is one of those days.
That it may please thee to support, help, and comfort all who are in danger, necessity, and tribulation,
We beseech thee to hear us, good Lord.
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Sunday, March 19, 2017
7 from Venus
Just a quick between services post:
During the 8 a.m. service I noticed a new person in the congregation. She had that "just in off the streets" look about her.
After service I introduced myself to her. She informed me that her name was 7, and she was from the planet Venus who came here, with the rest of her people, before Venus falls into the black hole, like Mercury before it. When that happens, then she will go to the planet Jerusalem where she will be the first to enter the heavenly gates of the new city.
Then she offered me her hand and, in a regal manner, instructed me to kiss her ring as a show of divine respect.
That was followed by a dissertation on how someone was playing subliminal messages that where destroying her body, beginning at her wrist and would I please pray for an end to this.
Just another day.
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Monday, January 30, 2017
Some Fluff
With all of the political crap going on, and the general busyness of life in the new place, I thought I'd post up a fluff piece for all 3 readers. This was in last week's local paper, and I was debating on whether or not to put it up here, but .... what the hey.
Enjoy ... or not.
Labels: church, updates 3 People Making Calls
Monday, January 23, 2017
Crises Averted
So a little while ago I posted about two people who wanted to come see me with some concerns they had. One of them had issues with the bulletin and the other had an issue with a new program we started for the kids called, "Letters to God."
The Letters to God person thought that we were going to respond to the questions posed by the children with an actual letter from God . . . sort of like some parents give their kids an actual letter from Santa.
In my original writing about this program to the parish, I had thought I made it clear that that was not how this was going to work, but apparently I missed the mark. However, the first time I did this I explained to the kids, "Now, you know that God really isn't writing you back, but this is a good way for you to ask questions." One little girl was visibly relieve to hear that God would not be answering her directly.
When I was making that explanation to the kids, it suddenly dawned on the above-mentioned person exactly what it was I was doing. Problem solved. But he didn't want to cancel the appointment he had made, so he came in anyway and we had a grand time telling stories about all kinds of churchy stuff.
The other person was concerned that the bulletin was too hard to follow. Before I arrived the parish had been printing the entire service, every week, into one comprehensive bulletin. I told the Search Team that, should I be called, that would be one thing I would change immediately. There's no reason to invest the time and expense needed to reprint everything that's already printed in the BCP and Hymnal. I was called and I changed it.
She came in today and we looked over Sunday's bulletin. In talking with her, it turns out that she was only concerned with the Christmas Lessons & Carols bulletin we did. Granted, that one was different, so I cut her some slack. And as we looked at the regular Sunday bulletin, she could only say, "Well, this really is laid out pretty good." Cha-ching!
All potential crises have been averted. Life is good. Now if only every future problem in the parish were going to be that easy to solve . . .
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Wednesday, January 11, 2017
The Second
Last week I received a message from a parishioner complaining about the bulletin format and how it can be fixed.
I dubbed that "The First," as in, the first complaint by a parishioner about something I had done.
Today I got the second complaint.
When I was on a site visit to another congregation they had what they called a "Letters to God" program where the children could "send" questions or comments and the priest or Christian Ed person would answer them. I really liked the idea and was looking forward to either a) participating in it should I be called there, or b) beginning a similar program should I be called elsewhere.
I was obviously called elsewhere and I've been working with our youth director and another Sunday school teacher to get it up and running. Considering I showed up just before Advent, it wasn't exactly number one on the priority list. But this past week it was finished and I received the first four letters.
Two were love notes to God and two posed questions. One was, "Hi! Wassup?" The other one asked, "Why do we have incense?" It's the second one that I will address in church.
And today I got a phone call from a parishioner wanting to talk about this program because he doesn't agree with it. To be fair, I'm not exactly sure what his concern is because he wanted to have a face-to-face meeting rather than over the phone; and he did tell me what the general topic of his concern was so that I wasn't blindsided. So I set up an appointment with him for next week to talk about the Letters to God program.
I will listen. And I will ask him why he has a problem with allowing theological inquiries from children. And we will hopefully come to an understanding that this is an okay thing. Really.
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Thursday, January 05, 2017
The First
Well, it had to happen sometime. Someone, and something, had to make the first official complaint of my tenure at SJP, and it came today.
A parishioner made a complaint via our website wanting to know who was responsible for the change in the Sunday bulletin. Um ... that would be me.
The bulletins are apparently now too difficult to follow, things mixed up and missing, and information too hard to find. In general, they want to go back to the "all-in-one" bulletin where everything .... EVERYTHING ... copies of all the hymns, copies of every word of every prayer in the BCP and whatever all else deemed necessary to function .... was printed out in the bulletin.
You know, not everything's supposed to be easy.
But I invited them into the office to go over it to help get them unconfused and more comfortable with the new format. They are looking forward to coming in and showing me how it can be fixed.
Thank you for your input. Have a good day.
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Sunday, January 01, 2017
First Sunday after Christmas
Today is the First Sunday after Christmas. It is also the 8th day of Christmas. It is also the Feast of the Holy Name. It is also the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ.
So many possibilities on which to preach -- which is why we had the service of Christmas Lessons and Carols.
We got to sing more Christmas music. I didn't have to decide on a topic for a sermon. And we all went home happy.
May you have a blessed Chrismastide.
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Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Budget Processes
In a word ... well, two words ... They suck.
In more priestly news, had a good, holy conversation with a parishioner who has brain cancer around the issue of death, dying, and fear.
Other than the budget thing, it was a good day.
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Thursday, November 17, 2016
Double Woo Hoo
My first Sunday at St. John's was November 6, All Saints' Sunday.
It was a fantastic celebration and I upped the liturgical ante by including Sanctus bells at the service. We had already planned on using incense, but you can't have smells without bells.
Imagine my surprise, though, when I discovered that SJP didn't have a set of bells. Not only did I find that surprising, but totally unacceptable. My organist came through, though, and borrowed a set of bells from our neighboring Catholic church. This is a loaner set that needs to be returned after this coming Sunday.
So I did some looking around and discovered I could buy a set of bells relatively inexpensively. I mentioned that I would be purchasing and donating a set for SJP at last night's vestry meeting. The comments around the church have been positive about using them, so it seemed a good idea to just get a set.
The treasurer told me, "You know we have an account for that kind of stuff, so you don't have to buy them. Just order what you want and have it billed to the church."
Woo Hoo.
I called the supplier today, set up an account with them, and order the bells.
Woo Hoo.
Color me happy.
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Monday, October 24, 2016
Arrived
We hath arrived in H-town and the unpacking has commenced. I am now in my office in the space between "organizing" and "destruction."
While putting my things away, I came across a book entitled "Parishes of the Diocese of Maryland." Being a little curious, I turned to my new parish to see what it had to say.
It was set apart as its own parish in 1806 and the present boundaries are as follows:
Beginning at the mouth of Licking Creek on the Potomac and following Licking Creek to the Pennsylvania line, thence eastward along the Pennsylvania line to the intersection of the Frederick County line at South Mountain, thence south with the crest of the South Mountain being the Frederick-Washington County line to the Funkstown and Smoketown Turnpike, thence following the line of Antietam Parish westward, i.e., following the Funkstown and Smoketown Turnpike northwestwardly to Beaver Creek, thence with Beaver Creek to a road leading to Roxbury Mills, thence with the said road to the Hagerstown and Sharpstown Turnpike, thence southerly with the said turnpike to Lapan's Cross Roads; thence westwardly with the Williamsport Road to the crossing of the Cumberland Valley Railroad, thence with the said railroad to the Potomac, thence with the Potomac to Licking Creek, the place of beginning.
No wonder I get lost easily.
My favorite part of that whole description is: then with Beaver Creek to a road leading to Roxbury Mills. Don't worry ... just pick a road. It's all good.
Labels: church, updates 4 People Making Calls
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Sermon . . . Not
Today was my last day at the parish. I'm taking this upcoming week off as vacation while I work on the last of the details before we leave town. Consequently I didn't do any sermon prep this past week and decided I'd just do it on the fly.
Luckily it was an easy gospel lesson:
"Jesus said, 'There was a rich man who dressed in purple and fine linen and feasted sumptuously every day. Outside his gate lay Lazarus, a poor man, who wished for even some scraps from his table and even the dogs would come and lick his sores'."
The parable goes on to say they both died, the rich man being everlastingly tormented for how he treated Lazarus, and Lazarus being delivered to everlasting life.
In my last sermon to the parish I said two things: Not only are we called to care for the less fortunate among us (as the rich man clearly did not), but we are also called to SEE those who are less fortunate than ourselves. We may not be able to help a person, we may not be able to get them off the street, we may not be able to house everybody, we may not be able to employ everyone, but we can SEE them. We can recognize them as people. We can, as our baptismal covenant says, "Respect the dignity of every human being."
Don't neglect to see those outside our gates.
Service was followed by a potluck brunch with some lovely parting gifts and well-wishes all around. There were some tears. There was some laughter. There was the acknowledgement that we were all taking off on a new adventure.
Labels: church, end times, Sermons, updates 2 People Making Calls
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Teachable Moments
Yesterday I had a new official with me in the car. Not always, but often, the conversation turns to religion in general and my job in particular. That's especially the case when I have a newbie riding with me, or I'm the newbie and the guys want to learn about me. Yesterday was the former.
"So will you be going to the same church or a different church when you move?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, are you going to the same type of church, or are you going to something totally different?"
"I'll be going to the same type of church, yes."
"And what religion are you again?"
"I'm a Christian."
"Well, yeah .... but what kind?"
"I'm an Episcopalian. So I'll be going to another Episcopal church."
Silence ....
"An Epicospahwhut?"
"Episcopalian ... E -- pih -- Scuh -- Pay -- lian ... just like it's spelled."
"And what is that?"
Here we go .... "In short, we're basically in between the Roman Catholics and the Protestants."
"Huh . . . well I knew there were Catholics and Christians, but I didn't know ..."
"Stop right there ... Catholics ARE Christians."
"Yeah, okay ... but weren't there the Christians first and then the Catholics broke off from that."
**Sigh** I refrained from slamming my head against the steering wheel.
"Where do you attend church?"
"I go to Local Independent Conservative Bible Believing Church."
"Ah ...."
Here's hoping his grasp of football rules is better than his grasp of Religion 101.
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Friday, August 12, 2016
So this happened
St. John's Episcopal Church
How about that?
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Thursday, May 26, 2016
STOP IT!
I saw this on a FB post, then posted it to my own FB page, and now am posting it here for the rest of you:
Yes, there are some days.
Labels: church, silliness 2 People Making Calls
Thursday, April 07, 2016
Conflicted
Monday morning our sexton (that's janitor in church-language) told me that there was a "pretty good camp site going" behind the bushes alongside the building.
Oh goody.
I sat with that information all week, pondering what, if anything, to do.
On the one hand, homelessness in this town is a huge problem. The Gospel Rescue Mission is always full. It's also problematic in that they tend to make life difficult for people looking for shelter. It has other issues as well, but I'll leave it at that. The only other short-term shelter option is a warming center that is only open one night a week; and with the weather getting warmer, I don't know how long they plan on staying open. People unwilling, unable, or not allowed, to sleep at the shelter find other places . . . various parks, city lawns, or nooks and crannies around town. The camp that was set up on our property is well-hidden, so the people are protected from thievery and other attacks. It provides soft ground, so they aren't sleeping on concrete. And, because of the size of the bushes, it probably provides a decent, if not perfect, shelter from wind and rain. In that respect, I'm glad there's a place for them.
On the other hand, there are at least a few issues I need to consider:
First, they never did ask for permission to set up camp on our grounds.
Second, safety. We have parishioners who care for our grounds. What might happen if they stumble upon the campers? Are my parishioners safe?
Third, health. I don't sleep through the night. Where are the campers taking care of business, and are they reliably cleaning up the area?
I called the public safety department this morning and asked them to come take care of the site. The officer who showed up told me that, because of how it's set up, it's classified as a "camp site" and he needs to post a 24-hour eviction notice. I can live with that. When the campers come back tonight, they will at least have the opportunity to remain in possession of their sleeping bags and food items.
"When did we see you homeless and not offer shelter?"
The place between the gospel and the real world can be a bitch sometimes.
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Friday, March 04, 2016
The Collect Call
Awhile ago I came across a podcast wherein the hosts, Holli and Brendan, break down and critique the various Collects in the BCP. I have a link to it over there on the right under The Church, and it's listed as Acts 8 - The Collect Call.
If you're looking for some insight into the Collects, I suggest that you go check them out.
But that's not why I'm posting about TCC.
Last week TCC discussed the Collect for Aid Against Perils. During the podcast Holli and Brendan discussed their Lenten disciplines which involved praying the Daily Offices. They asked if anyone had any thoughts about praying the Offices to let them know. So I did.
I shot them an e-mail discussing my experience and how I make it work. And they gave me a shout out on their latest podcast -- which I'm linking to here.
Go check it out, and check out their other posts as well; it's good stuff.
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Saturday, February 27, 2016
Quiet Day
A couple of years ago our parish chapter of the D.O.K. (Daughters of the King) asked if I would lead them in a Quiet Day retreat. They enjoyed the first one so much that it has become a twice-yearly event for them.
Each day has a specific theme -- I find that much more better (as Kid Ref says) than simply coming and sitting quietly in the church for a day. The themes so far have been "A Marian Advent," "The Collects for Easter 3 & 4," "Sayings of the Desert Fathers," "Praying the Psalms," and "Mary Magdalene." The gals apparently enjoy it, because they keep asking for me to lead one.
The day centers around a theme, and we have three periods of silence -- one follows Morning Prayer, one follows Holy Eucharist, and one follows the silent lunch where I read selected pieces. Evening Prayer closes out the day. For each silent period, I give them something specific to think about. Those are, of course, just suggestions to keep them focused. Some read, some meditate, some journal, some pray. And, I think and hope, each person leaves with something learned.
That includes me. My piece of learning on this Quiet Day is this .... Quiet Days are LOUD.
People get up and walk around. People cough. People shuffle through papers or books. Outside noises get noisier.
I wonder what would happen if we noticed God as much as we notice noises on a quiet day?
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Monday, February 22, 2016
Moving Forward
Last month TEC received notice from the Anglican Primates that we were being put in a "time out" for a period of three years as a "consequence" for our modification of our canons to allow for marriage equality in the church.
Some primates saw this as a time out. Others saw it as consequences. Others saw it as sanctions or punishment. And the question still remains as to whether or not it's even legal, since the primates have no official jurisdiction in the Anglican Communion.
There were two interesting stories that just came across the Anglican Communion News Service.
The first was this one from New Zealand in which the Anglican Church in New Zealand is finding a way forward to bless SSM's.
"These liturgies have been designed to allow for the blessing of couples
who have been married in a civil ceremony – according either to New
Zealand law, or to the law in the Pacific Island nations which form part
of this church. These liturgies also create a pathway for the people in
such relationships to become ordained."
The second comes from the Anglican Church in South Africa.
"Anglican bishops from across southern Africa have resolved that gay and
lesbian partners who enter same-sex civil unions under South African law
should be welcomed into congregations as full members of the church."
The ACSA is still divided as to whether or not they will allow marriages to take place in the church, but they are moving forward.
I'm no expert, but I'm thinking this is unwelcome news for the anti-equality group that called for TEC to go into a timeout.
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